A Soldiers Story:Letters From Iraq
May 09, 2008
Letters From Iraq Archive

Friday, May 09, 2008 3:11 PM

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In Recent Retarded News From 'the Front' ...

you just can't fix stoopid.

so as we were standing around waiting to come back from balad, our sergeants- looking for entertainment, start inspecting fatty's gear knowing there's bound to be something wrong with it. it was so jacked up that upon return to warhorse they decided a full inspection was in order. ..long story short- they found that fatty did NOT have his side plates -you know, the ones that stop the bullets from gittin' ya in the ribs- in his vest at all. uh-oh!! what a frigin' moron.

"so where are they?"
"oh, i put them in my duffel so i wouldn't have to carry them around."

they were PISSED. this almost came back on me -since he's retarded and i'm not, they expect me to square him away- but they figured this one was out of my control. how u gonna fix someone who's so lazy he doesn't even care enough to save his own life. if you want an extra demonstration, jab yourself in the side w/ your thumb. that stuff is SOFT shrapnel is NOT.

i don't know what else to say about that. they had him doing some form of push up until 1:30 in the morning. he puked at least once. i went to sleep.

yes, mother, i always wear my helmet.

A Soldiers Story:Letters From Iraq

A Soldiers Story
  04-03-08 - In Kuwait
  04-05-08 - STILL In Kuwait
  04-06-08 - Headin' Over
  04-13-08 - at FOB Warhorse
  04-13-08 - (Untitled)
  04-19-08 - Settled?
  04-25-08 - Outside The Wire
  04-27-08 - Good Night
  05-09-08 - In Recent Retarded News ...
  05-17-08 - Meh
  06-17-08 - Home, Finally Got Hookup
  06-18-08 - P.S...
  12-09-09 - Playing Tourist In Iraq
  01-27-10 - Meet Haji

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